Frogs

Frogs.
They are green. They are slimy. They are red when they are in the mixer after you press a button.
However, these are all common misconceptions on the lovely little friends
The stereotype frog has a miserable life. First off, its family has a bad reputation, being related to toads which are not just ugly but sometimes poisonous and also give you warts.
Furthermore, they are supposedly ugly and slimy, unpleasant to the touch and extremely stupid. Farmers try to get rid of their population because apparently frogs contaminate farming areas, and about midway through their miserable little lives they are scooped up by a great white stork and fed to his children.
Even the great frog-appreaciating storytellers, who tried to better the frog's reputation by telling people they are actually beautiful charmed princes, have been proved wrong scientifically.
But the greatest problem of all, is the way they are degraded by the French. There should be more campaigns against the unnecessary killing of frogs for food. There's not much on them anyway. Pah, desperate people.
The truth is that, frogs are very honourable little creatures.They eat little fruit flies and other molesting insects, which contributes to the removal of UIP(unnecessary insect population). They can also predict the weather.
Frogs come in various different beautiful colour schemes. There are bright green smooth ones, brownish ones, camouflage ones, and the more exotic ones include electric blue, red and navy, yellow and black stripes and green with red eyes. Watch out for those ones though, because they actually can kill you.
Besides that, they are very peace-loving animals. They deserve more acknowledgement than they get!
I have many frog friends. If they had facebook I would add them.
I once met a beautiful dark green frog in a wadi in Oman. He had golden eyes and I named him Prince. I also once met a big fat toad called Doodle. My parents told me not to touch with him otherwise I would get warts. So I didn't. He was bigger then my fist.
Frogs are also loyal companions and fun to play with. You can play games with them. I once played a game that i invented myself called "Drop and Stop". I dropped him and he stopped moving!